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Dumb Laws

As we approach the upcoming election season, let's take a moment to remind ourselves that the politicians we elect will in turn create the laws

 

Dumb Criminals

To be fair, we should give equal time to the other side

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How Stuff Works

Have you ever wondered how the engine in your car works or what makes the inside of your refrigerator cold? This site has comprehensive yet concise descriptions of the way things work. 

 

Weird Science

Do your interests lie with building Ghost Detectors and Lex Luther Death Rays, UFO sensing binoculars and cold fusion devices??

 

Net Traffic Report

There you are, zooming down the Info highway, when things screech to a stop.  Is the problem with your ISP, or is the entire Internet bogging down?  Check out this site to find out what's going on in the wired world!

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Crop Circles

Meanwhile, while we're all busying moving down the highway, are little green men from outer space creating works of art in wheat and barley fields all over the world?  We've all seen photos of crop circles (and there's some gorgeous ones shown here) - now meet the folks that make them!  Note: site based in England, not Alpha Centauri! 

 

Hamsterdance2

Hampsterdance2 has arrived! (yep, "hamPster")  The familiar "dic a dee da di da do do" has returned, now with a new techno-backbeat, new lyrics, AND interactive hamsters!! 

 

Federal Gateway

Where can you find links to  "George Washington's Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation", "Top 50 Diseases Funded By The National Institutes of Health", and this week's Hot Site - "National Organic Program"??  Find these and lots more at your gateway to all things Uncle Sam related: -- hey, you're paying for this stuff, might as well use it!

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Christo

Have you ever seen the artwork of Christo and Jeanne-Claude?  These artists have surrounded entire islands in Florida with fabric, wrapped curtains around trees, many HUGE works of art incorporating the environment.  See great jaw-dropping photos of their art here - don't miss the Wall of 13,000 Oil Drums!

 

Urban Legends

We've all received those urgent emails with (sometimes) plausible sounding, sincere warnings - usually accompanied by a demands to be forwarded to every one we know.  Do your part to stamp out junk email - visit the Urban Legends website and use their database search feature to find out the truth BEFORE you forward the next rumor you receive!

 

The Abyss

Timeless photographs and information about some of the strangest beasts on Planet Earth.  "The ocean depths are home to a phantasmagoria of bizarre creatures, ranging from the footballfish to the vampire squid from hell".  Want to see creatures stranger than in any Alien movie?

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Earthcam

See the world - literally as life happens!  Thousands of people have installed small cameras as computer accessories, and upload the images to the Internet.  From Metro cams that showcase cities all over the world, to Space cams that peer out into the Universe, this Earth Cam directory site offers you the opportunity to travel anywhere from your desktop.  Cautionary note: cam sites are bandwidth-heavy and may take quite a bit of time to download on slow internet connections.

 

Darwin Awards

Darwin Awards is dedicated to commemorating what remains of individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it via some really stupid means. Each month, this site features those who self-terminate, rarely on purpose.  Stories like: “Larry and his friend Silas decided to reenact the William Tell scene where the famous archer is forced to test his prowess...” and “To catch a heap of fish, a 43-year-old man connected cables to the main power supply of his home, and trailed the end into the river...”

 

Mr. WakeUp

“I Forgot” - never use that excuse again – and you don’t have to improve your memory - iPing services will do all the remembering for you!  Mr. WakeUp, Ms. Reminder, and Dr. Dose, are just three of the many free services you’ll find at this site.  iPing, the self-proclaimed “Time Sensitive Notification Portal”, will help keep your ducks in a row with phone and email reminders of those significant events in your life!

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Mike The Headless Chicken

So, what are YOU doing this weekend?  Want to have a really good time?  Then pack up the kiddies, jump in the car, and get on out to Fruita, Colorado for the “Mike The Headless Chicken Days” festival, May 19th and 20th.  Click to find out more about “A True Story Of One Bird's Will To Live” - Mike, the chicken who lived 18 months sans noggin!

 

Wheres George?

Ever wonder where that money in your pocket has been? (as a parent of teenagers, I know where it’s going...)  Now, once again showing the awesome power of the Internet, you can participate in tracking your (U.S.) paper bills,  wherever they’ve been, wherever they may go...

 

Superbad

Don't be misled by the site name - Superbad is supergood!  Each click bring a multitude of choices as you interactively romp through a witty, brightly-colored (and slightly twisted) online art gallery

 

5K Contest

Our second site contains the results of a contest for web designers.  It revolved around the constraints forced on web masters they struggle to deliver optimal solutions in a minimal space.

The single rule: "All HTML, script, image, style, and any other associated files must collectively total less than 5 KILOBYTES in size and be entirely self-contained".       The contestants: Over 1000!

The results: Simply astonishing!  Creating a banquet for the senses with a minimalist approach, this site contains the winners and is pure fun in tiny packages!  My favorite?- be sure to visit the Web's
Smallest Art Museum!

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Wedding Lore
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June is the traditional month of brides - NFTB is happy to provide a few links, courtesy of the Urban Legends folks, to answer your burning wedding questions: Everything you never knew about the wedding dress -- what color and fabrics draw ill luck and why it should not be tried on prematurely; why we throw confetti and rice at weddings; why the groom carries the bride over the threshold.  More than you ever really wanted to know!!

 

Volcano World

Got those mid-week frayed nerves?  Is your boss making you want to blow your top?

Mother Nature knows how you feel!

Visit Volcano World, the web's premier source of information on Mother Nature's preferred way to let off steam.  Find current eruptions, the Volcano of the week, awesome photos!

 

CyberAngels

As parents, many of us are concerned with our children's experiences on the Internet.  One of the best clearinghouses for information in this vein is the "Largest Internet Safety Organization " - Cyberangels.  Among the many resources they offer is a great source for information about COPPA, the new Federal regulations regarding the collection of personal information from children while on the net.  Cyberangels is an all-volunteer group.

 

CyberTan

Summertime is upon us in the Northern Hemisphere, a time many choose to work on their tans.  Don't have time to get yourself out into the sun?  Worried about sunburn?  Thanks to modern wonders of science and the vast resources of the Internet, you can now get your tan, while working on your computer! 

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Vader2000

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Along with many (most?) of the American populace, I'm unimpressed by the major party candidates for President. With this in mind, NFTB plans to scour the net to present you with alternatives that might have the "right stuff" to lead us into the future.

For your consideration, just in time for Father's Day, is Suggested Alternate #1:

"He inspires us. He makes us cry. He gives us hope.  He instills a sense of great loyalty in those around him. He brings out the best in people. A hard worker, a dedicated and caring father...”

 

Dynamic Mona

Can you improve on perfection?  This site gives you a chance to try - you can update the Mona Lisa for the New Millennium with a nose ring, or maybe give her the old "Arrow-Through-the-Head" look.  Smile!

 

Mission Statement Generator

Noises From The Basement proudly presents ourMission Statement:

"It is our job to progressively supply resource maximizing best practices as well as to enthusiastically leverage existing goal-oriented 'outside the box' thinking while striving for technical leadership."

What's it mean?  Who knows? - which would make it a typical Mission Statement.  Our first site let's you whip these little gems up in a snap.

If you've ever sat in a strategic planning session wrestling with defining a mission statement, you'll love this!

 

 

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